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can’t it be lunchtime already

i hate this place

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stay tuned for after i drink a couple beers for lunch and start getting depressed about my position in life and then start spamming t-shirts hoping to make a few extra bucks towards moving

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the guy at the liquor store just told me i’m always happy.

but i think it’s just because he only sees me when i’m at the liquor store

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i’m the best thief in town and i can’t even get laid